

T – Touchy Subject – A subtle reminder of all the awkward conversation topics to avoid at your next holiday gathering. S – Shenanigans – Unrelated to the bar in Eau Claire WI. R – Robert Bruce – There’s nothing better than a man with two first names. Q – Quacker Factory – If you’re not familiar with this legendary QVC sweater brand, do yourself a favor and search for it on YouTube. P – Private Party – Let this brand be a reminder that if no one shows up to your Christmas party that doesn’t make it a failure. O – Opportunities – When opportunities knock, you’ll want to be wearing Opportunities. N – Nutcracker – We have cataloged 784 Nutcracker sweaters, making it one of our top 5 most popular Christmas sweater brands. M – Miss Fancy Express – How could you not feel great about yourself while wearing a Miss Fancy Express sweater? L – Love That Sweater – Love that this brand name is a very lazy attempt at subliminal marketing. K – Kathy Lee – Our lawyers recommended that we refrain from using this space to make a joke about Kathy Lee Gifford. J – Just Better Sweaters – Arch rival of the “Great American Sweater” brand. I – I’m A Plum – Nothing we could say here would be funnier than the fact that someone started a brand called “I’m A Plum”. H – Hot Cashews – Narrowly edged out “Hot Fudge” for our favorite “H” brand.

Even bolder because the sweater we found was made in China. G – Great American Sweater – Bold name for a sweater brand. Maybe not the most appropriate name for a brand that makes ugly sweaters.į – Family, Friends, Memories – We’re going to pretend this brand is called “Family Friends’ Memories” because it would be a lot more interesting. Dressed as Santa Claus.Į – Essentials – Webster’s dictionary defines the word essential as “of the utmost importance “. Lots of untapped potential in the corner market.ĭ – Duck Head – We have only come across one Duck Head brand sweatshirt. Sorry to disappoint you right at the start of the list.ī – Bravo – An appropriate name for what is truly one of the best sweater manufacturers in the history of ugly sweaters.Ĭ – Casual Corner – There is no brand called “Business Casual Corner” or “Formal Corner”. Here are our favorite 26 brand names-one from each letter of the alphabet!Ī – Adele – Unfortunately this brand has nothing to do with the singer. Since starting back in 2011, we have cataloged over 50,000 individual ugly Christmas sweaters from over 2,500 brands.
